Yep, he's dumped.

I've got rid of my boyfriend. Is he a boyfriend, if I've only been with him for six weeks? Anyway, we've broken up.

You know when you meet someone and you don't feel the "click", but the two of you end up getting together anyway and even though you know it's not right, you just go with it because you've been single for ages and it's nice to be with someone? Yeah, that's how we were. He had an amazing body and a massive cock, but he was also four years younger than me, for one (20 to 24), and for another, he just wasn't right. He doesn't read (I can't even get into the shower without a book in my hand), he's a smoker (it makes me gag just to smell smoke on someone), and he's INCREDIBLY possesive (he was jealous of all my ex-boyfriends, the most recent of which I'd broken up with two years before.). Plus he never complimented me, and more often than not made me feel like a loser. Every previous boyfriend I've had has made me feel like a princess, and I don't think that's an unreasonable request; this one made fun of my bad skin, my little poochy belly and my dress sense. I've already got enough of a downer on myself, dude, I don't need someone else dragging me down too.

So now I'm looking forward to New Year's Eve - new year, new start. I'm going to get myself together mentally and physically, and start treating myself like I should - with respect and dignity. Happy 2008 everyone!

Not again.

I'm having major problems with this new boyfriend. How do you detach from someone who has surgically attached himself to your hip?

More tomorrow. Right now I'm going to bed with Heat magazine.